Reasons why guys dont go for rides
#1
You've heard them all before yeah yeah yeah i'm coming on the ride then what happens? They drop like flys & There a NO SHOW
I've been guilty of it at some stage
What's your best( weakestEmbarassed ) excuse you have used or heard for not going on a ride ? Not Real Reason's
Add to the list then they will be rated to come up with the weakest excuse not to go



Samples
I got the dates mixed up ----- sorry your stupid
I sit on the computer all the time --- get a life
I was up but fell back to sleep----- hopeless
I got SO pissed & I'm still pissed & i'm a danger to myself & everyone around me ---------------Thats cool Good on ya, stay that way at home & away from us --- Real
Oh i'm just a pussy ----- weak
Oh I'm working ----- Real
Oh i'm working the day before so i'll be tired, ----- weak
Oh it's to far, -------------- weak
Oh it's to hot, --------------- weak
Oh it's to cold, --------------- weak
Oh its to Early, --------------- weak
Oh it's to late, --------------- weak
Oh i'm due for a service, ----------Weak if you Knew in advance about the ride
Oh i'm broke this week, ------------ Real
Oh what if it's raining, ---- If ride states it wont be on if rain thats ok
if you pull out & everyone else still goes ----weak
Oh will i be able to keep up, ----- If ride states fast riders only thats ok , if you dont go cause you dont want to try thats ----weak
Oh i dont know how to get there, ---- weak
Oh i'm low on points -------------- so What are you going to wrap yourself in cotton wool till you earn them back---weak
Oh I went that way yesterday/last time ----- weak
Oh i'm washing my panties that day ------- bullshit
Oh i'm having my BARMITSZVAH that day-----bullshit as you wouldnt have a licence if that was getting done Lol3
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#2
These are ones that I've been given before and I can add to your list Shredder.

I'm not riding with you, you're a nut case..... TRUE...
My missus won't let me go...... TRUE but sad.
I can't afford the petrol to go that far..... TRUE but sad as well
The kids have sport in the morning..... TRUE but OK.
I forgot that daylight savings started and missed the kick off..... TRUE.
"If time catches up with you. You're going too slow!"
Regards BUSGO
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#3
BUSGO Wrote:These are ones that I've been given before and I can add to your list Shredder.

I'm not riding with you, you're a nut case..... TRUE...
My missus won't let me go...... TRUE but sad.
I can't afford the petrol to go that far..... TRUE but sad as well
The kids have sport in the morning..... TRUE but OK.
I forgot that daylight savings started and missed the kick off..... TRUE.
And I've just had to use 2 of these...Damn!
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#4
My bikes f****d. - true.

I always go!
Never an excuse ;)
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#5
Samples
I got the dates mixed up ----- sorry your stupid
I sit on the computer all the time --- get a life
I was up but fell back to sleep----- hopeless
I got SO pissed & I'm still pissed & i'm a danger to myself & everyone around me ---------------Thats cool Good on ya, stay that way at home & away from us --- Real
Oh i'm just a pussy ----- weak
Oh I'm working ----- Real
Oh i'm working the day before so i'll be tired, ----- weak
Oh it's to far, -------------- weak
Oh it's to hot, --------------- weak
Oh it's to cold, --------------- weak
Oh its to Early, --------------- weak
Oh it's to late, --------------- weak
Oh i'm due for a service, ----------Weak if you Knew in advance about the ride
Oh i'm broke this week, ------------ Real
Oh what if it's raining, ---- If ride states it wont be on if rain thats ok
if you pull out & everyone else still goes ----weak
Oh will i be able to keep up, ----- If ride states fast riders only thats ok , if you dont go cause you dont want to try thats ----weak
Oh i dont know how to get there, ---- weak
Oh i'm low on points -------------- so What are you going to wrap yourself in cotton wool till you earn them back---weak
Oh I went that way yesterday/last time ----- weak
Oh i'm washing my panties that day ------- bullshit
Oh i'm having my BARMITSZVAH that day-----bullshit as you wouldnt have a licence if that was getting done

I had to take my daughter to work
Saturday's I like to sleep in
I think my head gasket is leaking
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#6
May not get back before night fall.
My butt gets to sore on a long ride.
My wife said I could go, But there will be no sex for the following week it's up to you?
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#7
How about my shitty shincos are near bald and I would probably end up on my arse at the speeds we do.
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#8
i worried my bike might get dirty...................................weak
i'm injured from sport...................................weak,soft,unfortunate?
i slept in............................................weak.
i slept in coz the misses kept me up all night................lucky bastared.
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#9
"Oh i'm working the day before so i'll be tired, ----- weak"

This one for me is REAL - i work 12 hour shifts as a maintenance fitter , and i am on my feet running around for the whole 12 hours except for 2x 20 min breaks - on average i walk 7 - 9 KM a night around the factory in and out and all over multi Million $ machinery - i then also work 2 weeks on day and 2 weeks on night shift - and i am a very light sleeper so when i get home at 6.30 am its bright as day so i average 2 hours sleep.

so for those of us who work our asses off , this excuse is legit ...

Boc
Hayabusa , If your not on one , your behind one .....
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#10
rb3221 Wrote:May not get back before night fall.
My butt gets to sore on a long ride.
My wife said I could go, But there will be no sex for the following week it's up to you?

Hey you should remind her , that SHE will also not be getting sex also for a week :) unless of coarse she is friendly with the milk man :) ( kidding )


Boc
Hayabusa , If your not on one , your behind one .....
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#11
Sorry!! But there was this big Crocodile, he bit me in half.
My legs went one way and my body went the other way.

Scary
never fly higher than your angel.
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#12
I'm tired !
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#13
i gotta get petrol..............................weak
there's a car in the drive i need to move.....................weak
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#14
Anyone who uses their Shinko tyres as an excuse Mrs Trix ummmm weak.
Cowboy.
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#15
I'm on a promise..... ?
I ride too slow for you guys....?
Only if I'm riding behind Heidi1....?
We need more women in this club.....?
Kawasuki scares me....?
Riding behind simmo is like following a bronze whaler....?
I'm working... again...?
Did I mention that Kawasuki scares me...?


Yeah... I know... WEAK!
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