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Reasons why guys dont go for rides - TheShredder - 30-11-2007 You've heard them all before yeah yeah yeah i'm coming on the ride then what happens? They drop like flys & There a NO SHOW I've been guilty of it at some stage What's your best( weakest ) excuse you have used or heard for not going on a ride ? Not Real Reason's Add to the list then they will be rated to come up with the weakest excuse not to go Samples I got the dates mixed up ----- sorry your stupid I sit on the computer all the time --- get a life I was up but fell back to sleep----- hopeless I got SO pissed & I'm still pissed & i'm a danger to myself & everyone around me ---------------Thats cool Good on ya, stay that way at home & away from us --- Real Oh i'm just a pussy ----- weak Oh I'm working ----- Real Oh i'm working the day before so i'll be tired, ----- weak Oh it's to far, -------------- weak Oh it's to hot, --------------- weak Oh it's to cold, --------------- weak Oh its to Early, --------------- weak Oh it's to late, --------------- weak Oh i'm due for a service, ----------Weak if you Knew in advance about the ride Oh i'm broke this week, ------------ Real Oh what if it's raining, ---- If ride states it wont be on if rain thats ok if you pull out & everyone else still goes ----weak Oh will i be able to keep up, ----- If ride states fast riders only thats ok , if you dont go cause you dont want to try thats ----weak Oh i dont know how to get there, ---- weak Oh i'm low on points -------------- so What are you going to wrap yourself in cotton wool till you earn them back---weak Oh I went that way yesterday/last time ----- weak Oh i'm washing my panties that day ------- bullshit Oh i'm having my BARMITSZVAH that day-----bullshit as you wouldnt have a licence if that was getting done RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - BUSGO - 01-12-2007 These are ones that I've been given before and I can add to your list Shredder. I'm not riding with you, you're a nut case..... TRUE... My missus won't let me go...... TRUE but sad. I can't afford the petrol to go that far..... TRUE but sad as well The kids have sport in the morning..... TRUE but OK. I forgot that daylight savings started and missed the kick off..... TRUE. RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - Simo - 01-12-2007 BUSGO Wrote:These are ones that I've been given before and I can add to your list Shredder.And I've just had to use 2 of these...Damn! RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - NEMESIS - 01-12-2007 My bikes f****d. - true. I always go! Never an excuse ;) RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - xhiler8r - 01-12-2007 Samples I got the dates mixed up ----- sorry your stupid I sit on the computer all the time --- get a life I was up but fell back to sleep----- hopeless I got SO pissed & I'm still pissed & i'm a danger to myself & everyone around me ---------------Thats cool Good on ya, stay that way at home & away from us --- Real Oh i'm just a pussy ----- weak Oh I'm working ----- Real Oh i'm working the day before so i'll be tired, ----- weak Oh it's to far, -------------- weak Oh it's to hot, --------------- weak Oh it's to cold, --------------- weak Oh its to Early, --------------- weak Oh it's to late, --------------- weak Oh i'm due for a service, ----------Weak if you Knew in advance about the ride Oh i'm broke this week, ------------ Real Oh what if it's raining, ---- If ride states it wont be on if rain thats ok if you pull out & everyone else still goes ----weak Oh will i be able to keep up, ----- If ride states fast riders only thats ok , if you dont go cause you dont want to try thats ----weak Oh i dont know how to get there, ---- weak Oh i'm low on points -------------- so What are you going to wrap yourself in cotton wool till you earn them back---weak Oh I went that way yesterday/last time ----- weak Oh i'm washing my panties that day ------- bullshit Oh i'm having my BARMITSZVAH that day-----bullshit as you wouldnt have a licence if that was getting done I had to take my daughter to work Saturday's I like to sleep in I think my head gasket is leaking RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - rb3221 - 01-12-2007 May not get back before night fall. My butt gets to sore on a long ride. My wife said I could go, But there will be no sex for the following week it's up to you? RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - MrsTonysEvilTwin - 01-12-2007 How about my shitty shincos are near bald and I would probably end up on my arse at the speeds we do. RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - commando - 03-12-2007 i worried my bike might get dirty...................................weak i'm injured from sport...................................weak,soft,unfortunate? i slept in............................................weak. i slept in coz the misses kept me up all night................lucky bastared. RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - Ozboc - 04-12-2007 "Oh i'm working the day before so i'll be tired, ----- weak" This one for me is REAL - i work 12 hour shifts as a maintenance fitter , and i am on my feet running around for the whole 12 hours except for 2x 20 min breaks - on average i walk 7 - 9 KM a night around the factory in and out and all over multi Million $ machinery - i then also work 2 weeks on day and 2 weeks on night shift - and i am a very light sleeper so when i get home at 6.30 am its bright as day so i average 2 hours sleep. so for those of us who work our asses off , this excuse is legit ... Boc RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - Ozboc - 04-12-2007 rb3221 Wrote:May not get back before night fall. Hey you should remind her , that SHE will also not be getting sex also for a week :) unless of coarse she is friendly with the milk man :) ( kidding ) Boc RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - Mutha - 04-12-2007 Sorry!! But there was this big Crocodile, he bit me in half. My legs went one way and my body went the other way. RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - 2CUTE4U - 04-12-2007 I'm tired ! RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - commando - 04-12-2007 i gotta get petrol..............................weak there's a car in the drive i need to move.....................weak RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - Cowboy040 - 05-12-2007 Anyone who uses their Shinko tyres as an excuse Mrs Trix ummmm weak. Cowboy. RE: Reasons why guys dont go for rides - Astro - 05-12-2007 I'm on a promise..... ? I ride too slow for you guys....? Only if I'm riding behind Heidi1....? We need more women in this club.....? Kawasuki scares me....? Riding behind simmo is like following a bronze whaler....? I'm working... again...? Did I mention that Kawasuki scares me...? Yeah... I know... WEAK! |