The BLONDE

[Xhiler8r]

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
>and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
>The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
>then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will
>have to go and sit in the back.
>The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I
>m staying right here!"
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot
>that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in
>Economy and won't move back to her seat.
>The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
>only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will
>have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm
>blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I' m staying right here!"
>
>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he
>probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
>blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a
>blonde, and I speak blonde!"
>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
>sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy
>section.
>The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
>make her move without any fuss.
>The Pilot replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"


regards Bill