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The BLONDE - Xhiler8r - 24-07-2003
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
>and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
>The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
>then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will
>have to go and sit in the back.
>The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I
>m staying right here!"
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot
>that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in
>Economy and won't move back to her seat.
>The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
>only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will
>have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm
>blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I' m staying right here!"
>
>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he
>probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
>blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a
>blonde, and I speak blonde!"
>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
>sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy
>section.
>The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
>make her move without any fuss.
>The Pilot replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"
regards Bill
Re: The BLONDE - MichelleC - 24-07-2003
I don't get it
Re: The BLONDE - MichelleC - 25-07-2003
A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment." "Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"
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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team!
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A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken.