with a heavy heart

[simmo]

(Disclaimer: The author of these comments did so without intent to hurt, inflame or similarly upset anyones feelings. At no point is the author claiming that some or all Sailors and/or Bigfoot are, or are not, gay. But if they are gay, then the author disclaims to discriminate against them for being gay, and if they're not gay but merely like wearing eyeliner... well... the author is just going to leave that one alone ;D... secondly, the author is not actually claiming that anyone actually or allegedly perved at my photo. However, the author may or may not have documentary evidence of some people who may or may not have claimed to have perved at my photo. And if they did perve, it does not mean that they are gay or perverted, or that they are not. Any resemblance of anyone who may or may not have been mentioned in this disclaimer who may or may not have a resemblance to members, members brother-inlaws, other family members, friends, acquaintances or, people that they may or may not have passed in the street during their lifetime, is purely coincidental. Finally, the author did not intend to upset anyone by having them feel left out or unloved by not being specifically referred to in this disclaimer and apologises in advance should this have occurred.... or not..... ). Ohhhhh, I'm sooooo bored!

Just about covers all bases
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