Reasons why guys dont go for rides

[TheShredder]

You've heard them all before yeah yeah yeah i'm coming on the ride then what happens? They drop like flys & There a NO SHOW
I've been guilty of it at some stage
What's your best( weakest ) excuse you have used or heard for not going on a ride ? Not Real Reason's
Add to the list then they will be rated to come up with the weakest excuse not to go



Samples
I got the dates mixed up ----- sorry your stupid
I sit on the computer all the time --- get a life
I was up but fell back to sleep----- hopeless
I got SO pissed & I'm still pissed & i'm a danger to myself & everyone around me ---------------Thats cool Good on ya, stay that way at home & away from us --- Real
Oh i'm just a pussy ----- weak
Oh I'm working ----- Real
Oh i'm working the day before so i'll be tired, ----- weak
Oh it's to far, -------------- weak
Oh it's to hot, --------------- weak
Oh it's to cold, --------------- weak
Oh its to Early, --------------- weak
Oh it's to late, --------------- weak
Oh i'm due for a service, ----------Weak if you Knew in advance about the ride
Oh i'm broke this week, ------------ Real
Oh what if it's raining, ---- If ride states it wont be on if rain thats ok
if you pull out & everyone else still goes ----weak
Oh will i be able to keep up, ----- If ride states fast riders only thats ok , if you dont go cause you dont want to try thats ----weak
Oh i dont know how to get there, ---- weak
Oh i'm low on points -------------- so What are you going to wrap yourself in cotton wool till you earn them back---weak
Oh I went that way yesterday/last time ----- weak
Oh i'm washing my panties that day ------- bullshit
Oh i'm having my BARMITSZVAH that day-----bullshit as you wouldnt have a licence if that was getting done