STATE OF ORIGIN

[m8ee]

QUEENSLANDER!!!!

Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of NSW players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.

  

The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."

  

The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

  

Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."

  

The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

  

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Q. What do you have when 100 NSW fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

  

A. Not enough sand.

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Q. What's the difference between NSW and a jet engine?

  

A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.

  

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Q. What do NSW fans and sperm have in common?

  

A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

  

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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a NSW fan.

  

You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

  

A. Shoot the NSW fan - twice.


Bring it on cockroaches...LOL

[Braddo]

:bird:N.S.W 2 WIN

[Gaz57]

I'll be waiting for you guys at the St Kilda.::2funny:
Gaz

[ROD]

i will be i brissy on friday i should stand out i will have my blues jumper on win,loose or draw not like you toads if you loose you cant ware your colours for days LOL

GO BLUES

[RaZz0R]

GO BLUES!!!

[m8ee]

Q: - if u put a big condom on a big dick,
and a medium condom on a medium dick,
what do you put on a little soft dick?

A: - A Blue jersey

:bird: :bird: :bird: :bird:

[m8ee]

jesus - even the word cockk. is censored?
I wouldn't mind so much, but there is no such
thing as a wennie, it's weanie you lFUCKEN ..cockk.

Why has this board been attacked by post nazi's ???

[ROD]

Comon m8ee dont get you weanie in a not the board is sensered because after tonight all that bad language that will be flying out of you Toad suporters mouth


GO BLUES

[GCBusa]

C'mon Shane, who's doing the whining now?

The best thing about living in this state is stiring up the locals when they GO DOWN!!!!
(You can take the boy out of Sydney, but youcan't take Sydney out of the boy)

Let's see who's smiling tomorrow???



Greg

[m8ee]

C'mon Shane, who's doing the whining now?

The best thing about living in this state is stiring up the locals when they GO DOWN!!!!
(You can take the boy out of Sydney, but youcan't take Sydney out of the boy)

Let's see who's smiling tomorrow???



Greg

Yep, if there is one thing a blue supporter loves, it is going down - fags.

A woman goes to the doctor and says...... "my vagina keeps on saying "GO NSW, GO NSW"" the doctor says..... "Don't worry darling, a lot of CLJNTS say that at this time of year"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Astro]

C'mon Shane, who's doing the whining now?

The best thing about living in this state is stiring up the locals when they GO DOWN!!!!
(You can take the boy out of Sydney, but youcan't take Sydney out of the boy)

Let's see who's smiling tomorrow???



Greg

Geeze Greg .... if you can get a local to GO DOWN.... I don't think you should be stirring her until she's finished.

How's she gonna toss back a witty retort if her mouth's full ?

[Busdriver]

What's a State of Origin ???

[kawasuki]

Dont worry Busdriver ACT has no sports people.. Just politicians.

[RaZz0R]

was it this wednesday? I need my aerial fixed for my TV :( I think I missed it - if I did... did the blues crush those damn toads in to the ground?

[ROD]

First half Blues 18-6 go out for 15min come home Toads win 25-18