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STATE OF ORIGIN - m8ee - 22-05-2007

QUEENSLANDER!!!!

Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of NSW players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.

  

The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."

  

The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

  

Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."

  

The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

  

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Q. What do you have when 100 NSW fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

  

A. Not enough sand.

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Q. What's the difference between NSW and a jet engine?

  

A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.

  

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Q. What do NSW fans and sperm have in common?

  

A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

  

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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a NSW fan.

  

You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

  

A. Shoot the NSW fan - twice.


Bring it on cockroaches...LOL

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - Braddo - 22-05-2007

:bird:Knuppel2ShowbackN.S.W 2 WIN

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - Gaz57 - 22-05-2007

I'll be waiting for you guys at the St Kilda.ViolinBeer::2funny:
Gaz

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - ROD - 22-05-2007

i will be i brissy on friday i should stand out i will have my blues jumper on win,loose or draw not like you toads if you loose you cant ware your colours for days LOL

GO BLUES Trophy

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - RaZz0R - 22-05-2007

GO BLUES!!!

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - m8ee - 23-05-2007

Q: - if u put a big condom on a big dick,
and a medium condom on a medium dick,
what do you put on a little soft dick?

A: - A Blue jersey

:bird: :bird: :bird: :bird:

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - m8ee - 23-05-2007

jesus - even the word cockk. is censored?
I wouldn't mind so much, but there is no such
thing as a wennie, it's weanie you lFUCKEN ..cockk.

Why has this board been attacked by post nazi's ???

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - ROD - 23-05-2007

Comon m8ee dont get you weanie in a not the board is sensered because after tonight all that bad language that will be flying out of you Toad suporters mouth Scary


GO BLUES Trophy

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - GCBusa - 23-05-2007

C'mon Shane, who's doing the whining now?

The best thing about living in this state is stiring up the locals when they GO DOWN!!!!
(You can take the boy out of Sydney, but youcan't take Sydney out of the boy)

Let's see who's smiling tomorrow???

Bump

Greg

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - m8ee - 23-05-2007

GCBusa Wrote:C'mon Shane, who's doing the whining now?

The best thing about living in this state is stiring up the locals when they GO DOWN!!!!
(You can take the boy out of Sydney, but youcan't take Sydney out of the boy)

Let's see who's smiling tomorrow???

Bump

Greg

Yep, if there is one thing a blue supporter loves, it is going down - fags.

A woman goes to the doctor and says...... "my vagina keeps on saying "GO NSW, GO NSW"" the doctor says..... "Don't worry darling, a lot of CLJNTS say that at this time of year"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - Astro - 23-05-2007

GCBusa Wrote:C'mon Shane, who's doing the whining now?

The best thing about living in this state is stiring up the locals when they GO DOWN!!!!
(You can take the boy out of Sydney, but youcan't take Sydney out of the boy)

Let's see who's smiling tomorrow???

Bump

Greg

Geeze Greg .... if you can get a local to GO DOWN.... I don't think you should be stirring her until she's finished.

How's she gonna toss back a witty retort if her mouth's full ? Coolsmiley

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - Busdriver - 23-05-2007

What's a State of Origin ???

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - kawasuki - 23-05-2007

Dont worry Busdriver ACT has no sports people.. Just politicians.

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - RaZz0R - 23-05-2007

was it this wednesday? I need my aerial fixed for my TV :( I think I missed it - if I did... did the blues crush those damn toads in to the ground?

RE: STATE OF ORIGIN - ROD - 24-05-2007

First half Blues 18-6 go out for 15min come home Toads win 25-18 Pi_thumbsdown