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26-10-2006, 02:24pm
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Rgds BUSGO
"TAKE MY ADVICE"
I'm not using it anyway!
Rgds BUSGO
"TAKE MY ADVICE"
I'm not using it anyway!
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26-10-2006, 04:32pm
I'm a necrophiliac masochist who is into beastiality.
Do you think I am flogging a dead horse? Don't ride behind me, I might bin it, Don't ride in front of me ya slow moving bastard, Just ride beside me and shut the f*** up.
26-10-2006, 04:52pm
Not unless you are the horse.
I think you meant sadist and not masochist. Or is that another sign of your dyslexia? Rgds BUSGO "TAKE MY ADVICE" I'm not using it anyway!
27-10-2006, 07:59pm
Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your dad's a wanker Greetings Trix A finger in the air is worth one on the horn
28-10-2006, 10:48am
The best think about being a test tube baby is you get a womb with a view...
28-10-2006, 11:17am
getting ideas is like shaving: if you don't do it every day, you're a bum!
cheers rob expect the unexpected!
29-10-2006, 12:11am
Q.. Why did the feminest cros the road?
A.. To suck my dick. New Page 1RegardGrantKing of Stealth Blingwww.blingpartsaustralia.com.au
29-10-2006, 01:15am
Do you know how Montana cowboys practice safe sex?
They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Braddo "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
29-10-2006, 05:56pm
Why do cowgirls walk bowlegged?
Cos cowboys eat with their hats on. Greetings Trix A finger in the air is worth one on the horn
05-11-2006, 08:43am
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it. Braddo "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
27-11-2006, 09:31pm
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Braddo "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
28-11-2006, 08:31pm
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Greetings Trix A finger in the air is worth one on the horn |
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