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What NOT to say to a cop - CapeBusa - 23-04-2007
Was bored chattin to a mate on MSN between the two of us came up with the following things not to say to a cop that pulls you over.
Who me? Don’t fink so orifice’er. I was to not speeding it’s dust alcomahol. Blow inta dat? Can’t, asthmatic. Blood test? No good, mate, anemic. Walk in a straight line? Stuff that, too drunk to walk that’s why I’m drivin. But Imz not to drunk ta see what you’re an attractive like c***-stubble. Do you shave…’hick’…. a light, I’z dropped me joint on da floor. Geez, I need a piss….’hick’… tle like dat one you’ve got there. Dat ways I could shot peoples dat ask dumb questions. Do I wanna get outa da car??? What sort of a dumb question is dat? Lucky you’re da one wif da gun. Sozy mate, but ur a dipstick, I’m goin home, c’ya. What you mean you can’t wet me drive? Well, you sure ain’t givin me a wift in that thing. All those goffy blue squares and them silly flashin lights, looks like a poofter-mobile. Fine, I’ll call the missus, but I warn ya, she’ll be right pissed at you for causing all dis ruckus.
“Hi sweetheart, wov of my life, there’s this sow in a suit here tellin me what I cant drive casue I’m drunk. No I didn’t tell him that I cant drive for sh*t sober. If I told im dat I’d have ta tell im why I don’t got a licence. Yeah, ok, I’ll put im on.â€
It’s fa you.
What a nice piggy sayin that I can go so wong as I go straight ome. But I don’t get what he menat by sayin I’d be singin soprano by mornin?
Geoff