always cool over this way...!
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DjPete Wrote:Is it just me?
Women...I have 3 in my house.
They NEVER close doors or switch off lights.
They leave shit everywhere, hairdryers, makeup etc.
Toilet paper...I reckon they use a roll per wee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Showers...my wife uses the whole Rheem Water System in one go...and its a drought!!!
I could go on....
At present 2 to 1 in my house and simillar outcomes DJ.
Don't forget the used tissues on every surface where they stop to rest for 5 minutes or longer.
"If time catches up with you. You're going too slow!"
Regards BUSGO
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Ditto to ALL OF THE ABOVE.
"If time catches up with you. You're going too slow!"
Regards BUSGO
I get a warm mushy feeling knowing I'm not alone.........
I now have my own stash of pooh tickets (saves getting caught out with only a piece of cardboard on the holder)
Lovely wife (Did i mention she supported my purchase of the new Bus?) dropped her brand new (34km on the clock) gsx750f. When I lamented about the cost of replacing the scratched magneto cover (already did the clutch lever) she replied....
"Oh I wouldn't worry about. It's going to get scratched again along with the rest of the bike so just leave it"
yeah. who's 10 grand?
where's my whiskey......
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lol.. you guys make me laugh... go for a ride
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For those among us experiencing the bliss of cohabitation with others of differing value judgements, may I offer a few snippets of advice  -
Doors - if they offend in their status : remove them, or their handles
Shit left everywhere : cover it with different shit, so that it can be only found by total recall or a search. If recall works too well, shift it then cover it - to make the search fulfilling
Toilet paper - leave 4 sheets on the roll and wet the spares down a bit to control any dust hazard
Hot water - Gas - snuff the pilot light at a pertinent lead time. Electric - wind the inlet down to a swollen prostate drip level (also OK for gas)
Tissues - add common garden insects to the box at regular intervals to encourage caution in use
Thanking you for the opportunity to be of further service to members
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Sumkhun, you are a devious genius!
Is the beard there for a similar purpose?
"If time catches up with you. You're going too slow!"
Regards BUSGO
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29-04-2007, 10:40am
(This post was last modified: 29-04-2007, 10:41am by DisPlaCeD.)
Well DJ... I have to ask... in relation to...
shit everywhere - do YOU eventually just clean it up?
doors open - do YOU go and close it?
draws open - do YOU close them?
switch off lights - do YOU go and turn them off?
If you answered YES to any... OR ALL of the above... I have bad news......
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You are being trained... and you have been trained to do the above already.
NOTE: Next time on of them goes... "Gee, I'm hot (can be substituted with "I'm Cold")" do you get up and put the fan/heater on?... Yes... You've been trained well little doggy!
It happens to men everywhere... we either get used to it or if you realise you have/are being trained... GOD DAMN IT MAN... CHANGE IT!
Its the same in this house except its the male of the species who leaves shit everywhere and not just tissues etc, Im talking spanners, screwdrivers, fishing reels on the table. Oh and don't put it back straight away ohhh nooo has to wait til I get shitty and start heaving the mfers out the window. Yup the clean up as you go gene bypassed Mr Tony. But the patience of a saint when he was teaching me to ride sort of makes up for it.
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