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17-09-2000, 11:56pm
He Was The Mt Evelyn Mountie
He Rode A Rusty Horse
Often Having Trouble
Keeping It On Course
It Was A Sunny Saturday
Not So Long Ago
When The Rusty Horse Did Try
It's Rider Hard To Throw
He Rode It Like A Stock Horse
His Knees Clamping Him To The Beast
Glen's Sphincter Muscle Pulsing
Scared S.H.I.Tless To Say The Least
Of The Verge And Over The Edge
And Down A Bank He Went
Still He Clung To The Iron Steed
As It's Anger It Did Vent
Ride Me Like A Pusssy.. Hey !
And Treat Me Like A Car
I'll Teach You,You "Short" Bastard
As It Headed Of The Tar
Eye's Bulging Like A Goldfish
His Heart Beating Like A Drum
Oh S.H.I.T. I Wanna Go Home
Poor Glen Screamed Out For His Mum
The Hundred Kilo Of Mountie Muscle
Was Shaken Jarred And Jolted
No Matter How He Fought The Reins
To Late For Old Rusty Had Bolted
Now Jamie Was A Witness
Clearly Saw All In His Rear View
This Corner Line Glen Was Taking
Was Rather Odd And Some What New (Jamies Face )
Wheel Deep In S.H.I.T. He Stopped
Or Mud To Say The Least
The Mt Evelyn Mountie Sat Quite Motionless
Astride His Still Steaming Beast
With Fingers Trembling Slightly
He Flicked The Switch Marked Kill
The Mighty Beast Beneath Him
Indeed Had,Had Its Will
He Cussed And Cursed Old Rusty
As The Mud Oozed Over His Boot
If Rusty Indeed Was A Real Horse
He'd Take It Out To Shoot
Later As The Mountie Stood On The Sidewalk
And Glanced Across At Rusty All Covered In Clay
You Could See He Wanted To Burn Him
But Home Was A Long Walk From Yea !!
I'll Get You Later,To Rusty He Whispered
Meanwhile I'm Of Home To The Wife
And If I Take You Home All Bent
Then By Geez She'll Give Me Strife :">
So Beware Glen And Take Heed
In Future Treat Your Steed Real Nice
Paddy Fields Arn't For Riding
There For Planting Bloody Rice
Do It Again I Didn't See It Boss
QUIZ
Question Where Was The Photographer ?????
Answer Towing The Mountie From The Mud
NOTE !!
This Post Does Not Necessarily Express The Views Of The Writer. (But There Bloody Close LOL)
Edited by: Boss2 Edited by: 9/18/00 1:47:50 am
He Rode A Rusty Horse
Often Having Trouble
Keeping It On Course
It Was A Sunny Saturday
Not So Long Ago
When The Rusty Horse Did Try
It's Rider Hard To Throw
He Rode It Like A Stock Horse
His Knees Clamping Him To The Beast
Glen's Sphincter Muscle Pulsing
Scared S.H.I.Tless To Say The Least
Of The Verge And Over The Edge
And Down A Bank He Went
Still He Clung To The Iron Steed
As It's Anger It Did Vent
Ride Me Like A Pusssy.. Hey !
And Treat Me Like A Car
I'll Teach You,You "Short" Bastard
As It Headed Of The Tar
Eye's Bulging Like A Goldfish
His Heart Beating Like A Drum
Oh S.H.I.T. I Wanna Go Home
Poor Glen Screamed Out For His Mum
The Hundred Kilo Of Mountie Muscle
Was Shaken Jarred And Jolted
No Matter How He Fought The Reins
To Late For Old Rusty Had Bolted
Now Jamie Was A Witness
Clearly Saw All In His Rear View
This Corner Line Glen Was Taking
Was Rather Odd And Some What New (Jamies Face )
Wheel Deep In S.H.I.T. He Stopped
Or Mud To Say The Least
The Mt Evelyn Mountie Sat Quite Motionless
Astride His Still Steaming Beast
With Fingers Trembling Slightly
He Flicked The Switch Marked Kill
The Mighty Beast Beneath Him
Indeed Had,Had Its Will
He Cussed And Cursed Old Rusty
As The Mud Oozed Over His Boot
If Rusty Indeed Was A Real Horse
He'd Take It Out To Shoot
Later As The Mountie Stood On The Sidewalk
And Glanced Across At Rusty All Covered In Clay
You Could See He Wanted To Burn Him
But Home Was A Long Walk From Yea !!
I'll Get You Later,To Rusty He Whispered
Meanwhile I'm Of Home To The Wife
And If I Take You Home All Bent
Then By Geez She'll Give Me Strife :">
So Beware Glen And Take Heed
In Future Treat Your Steed Real Nice
Paddy Fields Arn't For Riding
There For Planting Bloody Rice
Do It Again I Didn't See It Boss
QUIZ
Question Where Was The Photographer ?????
Answer Towing The Mountie From The Mud
NOTE !!
This Post Does Not Necessarily Express The Views Of The Writer. (But There Bloody Close LOL)
Edited by: Boss2 Edited by: 9/18/00 1:47:50 am