13-02-2007, 06:00pm
Rev, am I over the Italian thing?
Unlike an Eastern European porn star, the 998 only gets tighter the more you ride it.
There's no doubt the busa is a super athlete, big grunt, big muscle, sort of like Svetlana, the female Russian shot-put champion. Sure it can pump out more pounds than my svelte super-model, but when it comes to jaw dropping, passionate, exotic, erotic, absolutely debaucherous SEX, the Ducati makes Sylvia Saint (Czech porn star) look like a 100 year old Mongolian goat herder.
Riddle me this Batman... would you rather wrap your legs around Roseanne Bar or Kate Moss? Sure Kate's been ridden alot but at least all the bugs have been ironed out!
Saying all that, I think my next bike will be the 1098, then back to a hypersport snoozer. -385-
XOCET
Unlike an Eastern European porn star, the 998 only gets tighter the more you ride it.
There's no doubt the busa is a super athlete, big grunt, big muscle, sort of like Svetlana, the female Russian shot-put champion. Sure it can pump out more pounds than my svelte super-model, but when it comes to jaw dropping, passionate, exotic, erotic, absolutely debaucherous SEX, the Ducati makes Sylvia Saint (Czech porn star) look like a 100 year old Mongolian goat herder.
Riddle me this Batman... would you rather wrap your legs around Roseanne Bar or Kate Moss? Sure Kate's been ridden alot but at least all the bugs have been ironed out!
Saying all that, I think my next bike will be the 1098, then back to a hypersport snoozer. -385-
XOCET