Have you received a text from Warney.

[1hotBUSA]

So go on.......have ya. I reckon there must only be a few pommey girls left that he hasnt slept with.

So lets Bag....or not bag. Get the popcorn boys. Regards
Graham
1hotBUSA

[pan]

I haven't, but then again I haven't dressed up as a girl for a loooong time...
"sometimes, crime does pay"

[AstroBusa]

Shane Warne is a total unmitigated wanker. Always was... always will be. Regards.... Rob (Astro)

[rocket rod 7777]

Now now,go easy astro,he is just a victim of circumstance. Phuck its the phantom!

[AstroBusa]

I agree Rod. The circumstances were that he is a totally self obsessed, selfish twat with no self control, an enormous ego and a bad liar to boot.

Damn fine bowler tho. Regards.... Rob (Astro)

[Djpete]

When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked.

However, on the afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed.

Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why
there even was such a box with such contents.

That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.

After dinner, Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"

Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."

Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Shane answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
them to the recycling centre and redeemed them for cash." Cheers,
Pete
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[AstroBusa]

Sex addict ? I thought all males were sex addicts ? I'd hate to think it's only me and Warnie ! Phaaaaarrrrkkkkk ! The older I get, the better I was. Regards.... Rob (Astro)

[1hotBUSA]

Yeah wouldnt want to leave you two alone in a room would we. SMS would become Save My Sphincter. Regards
Graham
1hotBUSA

[AstroBusa]

Shit ! I did set myself up for that, now didn't I ??

He's still a wanker ! The older I get, the better I was. Regards.... Rob (Astro)

[simmo]

He's a wanker and i'm sick of hearing about him
I do feel sorry for his Wife but some people never grow up

Did you here they did a pole in uk about how many would sleep with him and 86 % said they wouldn't do it again Cheers Robert

[Throwdown]

If every good looking woman I harrassed dropped their knickers for me, I'd be like Warnie too. What's is supposed to do?

One day he'll be old and regret all the twat he turned down because he was stupid enough to be a good boy to please other people. Bugger that, he's looking after his family well enough, and you can't stop being what you are because the Pope doesn't like it.

[Max]

Wrong Throwdown - he's a fuckstick. his behaviour cost him his family and cost his family him because he couldn't control himself. Great spinner, poor excuse for a family man. In the end I reckon he's a poof, likes playing with balls!


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[jessie928]

he just done out in the open what most married men do these days.

the demise of the family unit, and then of civilised society is reflected in his actions.

His morals have been acceptable for all, hence everybody still supported him playing cricket.

dont single the guy out because he's famous and he has a camera poined his wav every other second.

Jes
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[pan]

Most married men? Hmmm, I'm missin' out.

Hey Jess, when are you (and the red beast) coming to Parra for coffees?
"sometimes, crime does pay"

[rocket rod 7777]

Maybe you should say ,most unhappily married men.If you are happy why would you need to look elsewhere? Phuck its the phantom!