The official hang shit on Rocket thread

[DjPete]

Good to see he is back on Board.
We know he doesn't have his full strength back so to make it simple here's just one thread he can easily find to read all the sarcastic remarks.
Less typing for you old boy.

See I am only trying to look after you!!!

[DjPete]

Hey Rocket,
Is it true about the rumour that you apparently didn't want to come out of hospital because you had grown very attached to one of the nurses??
Here's a pic of her...


...boom boom

[DjPete]

I know this for a fact that Rocket had a ticket from the police when he was in hospital...I thought yep that would be right...Rocket is the only person who gets booked for speeding when in hospital...rotfl

[Rocketrod]

I didnt get a ticket in hospital,but i did get into trouble for pissing off.
Yep ,one night i thought,ive had enough of this shit and escaped.
Caught a taxi home for a bit of r&r,mind you i only lived 10 min from the hospital.Next thing i have the nurse ringing me on my mobile asking where the f*** i was?I told her i'll be back in a few hours time,needless to say they werent happy Jan.

[Madmax]

Rocketboy, if you need a bolt hole mate, you're welcome here anytime! I have a heater in the shed and it's got a stack of spare parts you can play with!


Max:aussie:aussie

[Astro]

Rod, its great to have you back. I'd love to 'hang shit' on you as the title to the thread suggests, but I'd have to make something up. Such as...

Now you've shorn off your hair, I'll bet your part time gig as Mick Jaggers stunt double is stuffed. Not to worry, until you start recovering some body mass you might get a gig as body double for Keith Richards!

But seriously.... I hope you build up your strength real quick so you can get yourself out on the 'busa and go for a long, recuperative ride on some of your favourite roads. It'll do you a power of good. I'll bet you're hanging for it. Just remember to pump up the sponge grips and tweak the Kanooter valve before you head off.