Random Quotes. Add yours here.

[DjPete]

excellent mutha...they'll be added

[Ruffy]

"If you leave me - can i come too"

Good old mentals

Ruffy

[maggot]

these are some old ones, not mine.


"Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived".

“Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...”
– Hunter Thompson

“Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence”.

"If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them".

[Astro]

...No one is listening until you fart.

Geeze... no wonder no-one ever listens to me... I can't eat wheat, gluten or dairy !

[MrsTony]

I have the body of a God. Buddah.

[GlenTC]

Cook the man some eggs, Trix.

One for our Kiwi buddies @:)

[Gassick]

" I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half you half as well as you deserve"
Bilbo Baggins !

[MrsTony]

In the spirit of Anzac right back at ya

Me don't like you anyway. You have little ding-a-ling.

Nothing personal intended. Its the only one I could remember from Priscilla that and the one about the tampon and the one about a c**k in a frock on a rock but didn't thing those would be posted. lol.

[GlenTC]

Shushhh! It's a secret.

[Mutha]

Too many chiefs not enough Indians.... Quote... Mutha's Mum ... Jude

[Rocketrod]

I have a photographic memory........shame there is no film in!

[MrsTony]

Sign on a sewage truck, "We're number 1 in number 2's"

[kawasuki]

"f*** off, i'm busy"

[Mutha]

"f*** off, i'm busy"

[Mutha]

excellent mutha...they'll be added

Thanks :simmo: