You guys have a lot of bad luck.
20 years ago I have this massive fight with Sandra my wife now but gfriend back then.
Anyway she is absolutely pissed off with me and u could cut the air with a knife...
She is ignoring me and I am next to her on the couch.
She casually picks up the empty flower vase and casually looks into it.
Little did she know it was full of water and she proceeded to pour the whole lot over herself...still shitty she tried to keep a straight face...classic moment. Cheers,
Pete
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DJ,
Did you laugh?
Laughing would be bad at a time like that Bruce
N2O no laughing matter
I think you'll agree that I go close to winning this contest.
1. When I was 23, I got engaged while I was still married and then a couple of months later I cheated on my fiance with another girl.
2. Many years later while assembling a kids swing set, I slipped with the screwdriver and buried it in my left eye socket.
3. Many years later again I wrote about these misadventures on a web site.
Rgds BUSGO
"TAKE MY ADVICE"
I'm not using it anyway!
Blackzook, You're right I laughed inside though.
Busgo...
Cheers,
Pete
djpete@tpg.com.au
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Mrs Tony here
In no particular order
Tried to get in to someone elses car which looked a lot like mine. Mine was parked across the road.
Licked the freezer compartment of the old fridge/freezer resulting in tongue being stuck to freezer. Mother and father kakking themselves.
Drove 1/2 way to the city and remembered I had a baby I left at home.
Tried to drown my baby sister in a horse trough. Didn't work. She turns 32 next year
Started smoking at age 12. Quit 2 years ago
Quote:Licked the freezer compartment of the old fridge/freezer resulting in tongue being stuck to freezer. Mother and father kakking themselves.
Drove 1/2 way to the city and remembered I had a baby I left at home.
The baby one I can sort of understand but Mrs Tony, the frikkin fridge..what was u thinking?
And how old were u? It's the only thing that may save u!
Cheers,
Pete
djpete@tpg.com.au
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Would it help if I said I was drunk and/or stoned at the time? Would that just make it worse???
I was about 4 or 5 when it happened
Mrs Tony - 4 or 5, drunk, and stoned, some questions about the environment you grew up in need to be asked....
This thread is classic
About 2 months ago I went to park my car...chose the right place very carefully as I had been booked there a little while ago and said to myself.."They won't fuckin get me again."
Anyway checked the sign, read it again and once more to make sure...yep fully legal.
I come back 2 hours later and see this stupid idiot has parked his 4wd right half way over some poor bastards driveway...
as I get closer I think shit...it isn't is it?...
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark it's MY car...how the FUCKIN hell did I do that...checked to make sure car hadn't been broken into and moved...Na.
I was so occupied with checking the sign and all that I stuffed up BIG time.
I had a ticket on the screen too...but the first thing I said to my self was yep I deserve it...
Cheers,
Pete
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It must be something genetic with people who choose to drive a .
Whats wrong with you people????????
This is for Heidi
Ah the aftermarth of not having a helmet on whilst doing a burnout to dry my hair in the main street of a one cop town to impress the boys
Now that's funny. The copper looks suitably impressed. I love the way unrelated circumstances end up in a shitheap. Ok, I'll add one that comes to mind. Walking around the workshop, had the shits because I couldn't figure something out, yelled at the dog, he had nothing to offer. Turned the lights out and went to lie in the 'thinking hammock'. Since the lights were out, I walked with the eyes shut, I thought that since I couldn't see anyway...found the hammock, which was about six foot off the deck over some kids dirtbikes, jumped up, got tangled, lost the up direction. Went over and landed with my back over a pee wee and squarely hit my head on the concrete. Hurt so much, didn't get up for ten minutes. rolled into a sorry ball. One of those ones where you taste blood in your mouth. The answer to the original question did not come to me as part of the experience. So, no edison moment for me, I thought you are supposed to have a great idea when you take a tumble?
Ok... this happened years ago...
Dropped car in for 1500km (first) service. Went to pick it up and the customer services receptionist tells me "One of the service managers will bring it down for you".
Car comes down ramp. Enormous scrape down whole passenger side. Before the poor bastard even gets out of the seat I'm at him hammer and tongs. "What the hell happened there !"..... "Holy shit man !" ... "How the heck did you do that much damage !" and a barrage of other terse and sarcastic questions.
He's staring at me with this embarrassed look on his face, wringing his hands, real nervous and giving me sheepish answers like "Yeah... I did that. Silly me !" and "You know... these things happen, it was just an accident" and "Its not so bad, I'm sure it'll be fixed good as new" and "Its the first time I've scraped a car in 20 years of driving" and words to that effect.... which is just pissing me off even more.
Just as I'm asking him if he got his f'n license from a cornflakes packet..... my car comes down the ramp.
Same model, same mags, same colour, his rego plate - KIA-896, mine KIA-899. Oops.
But wait, theres more....
To cap it off, at this moment he hasn't realised yet that I've just discovered I'm a complete dick. I am suddenly speechless. I'm still trying to form an appropriate grovel in my head. He mistakes this moment of silent panic on my part as me expecting him to say something.
Before I get a word out, he starts wringing his hands again and says "You NRMA assessors are bloody harsh".
The older I get, the better I was. Regards.... Rob
Yeah It's all coming out now!
I knew it!
Everywhere I go I'm dealing with idiots... Cheers,
Pete
zweb@tpg.com.au
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Mobile Dj, Web Design, Photography, Bullshit Artist!Edited by: Djpete at: 4/8/06 6:31 pm
I poured a whole 4 litre bottle of oil into the bike without refitting the plug.
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