Laughter... The Best Medicene

[ROD]

Laughter... The Best Medicene

[Dale]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the jokes Rod, anything but the jokes ..

[ROD]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the jokes Rod, anything but the jokes ..

There in a safe place hopefully we can put them back some day .

[pan]

Here's one:

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: because they can't remember the words

[Batfink]

How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume to create something tasty?
Make a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road ?
A: To prove she's not chicken!

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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

[Zoro]

Stolen from elsewhere....

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Woolworths. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Sandra) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the crap out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

[Batfink]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

[ROD]

Oh Deer i think i need to put the old ones back

[CaptainRob]

Why are men endowed with more brains than dogs?
So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

[Batfink]

Why are men endowed with more brains than dogs?
So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

And I was gunna say so that they don't throw their back out trying to lick their balls.

[Batfink]

What's s,all and fast but always sad at being 2nd?

A gixxer lol

[CaptainRob]

[CaptainRob]

[grantxr6t]

Friends and I went to see a Muslim tribute band the other night.They were called Bomb Jovi".They were brilliant.There Last Song was" living on a prayer mat"Almost brought the house down.Then a Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD .
I was interested so I asked him if he,Can you burn me a copy.?
Well,that's when the trouble started.........!

[Batfink]

A Christian, Jew and Muslim walk into a bar.
The bar man looks up and says....
"Is this a joke!!!"