Quote Of The day Thread

[DjPete]

A tiger does not lose sleep over the opinions of sheep

[DjPete]

Far better to live your life than spend every day trying to preserve it.

[Batfink]

Never put off to tomorrow what you can do today

[revhead]

done once done right
pigs will fly

stuck like shit in a blanket

key board warrior ,one born every minute!

[DjPete]

measure twice - cut once

[revhead]

and the wheels on the bus go round and round

[BEAU]

Round and round, round and round.....

[DjPete]

The following have been added...

measure twice - cut once
Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.
Everyone smiles in the same language
Common sense isn't that common.
A tiger does not lose sleep over the opinions of sheep
Far better to live your life than spend every day trying to preserve it.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Greeting card:To my wife and sweetheart..hope you never meet.
If it can't be fixed with a hammer then its probably an electrical problem.
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"
"If it doesn't move force it, if it breaks, it probably needed replacing"
You can never know what 'living on the edge' really is, if you've never been over the edge before

[adamski]

Your cheque is in the mail.

[Pix]

Anything that can become tangled around something else, will.

(my calendars quote of the day)

[CaptainRob]

Read the instructions BEFORE you start the job!

[Batfink]

If kids came with instructions we'd all be perfect parents

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Teaching your children to walk and talk only leads to the yelling of "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"

[CaptainRob]

Only bikers understand why dogs stick their heads out the car window.

[DjPete]

It only takes one person to change your life...
YOU.



Credit to Bob Orlando for this one

[Aussie Steve]

If you think you know better think again.

The more I see of people the more I like dogs