Quote Of The day Thread

[Ward P]

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

"If it doesn't move force it, if it breaks, it probably needed replacing"

[BikerBoy]

"Once you've tasted excess, everything else just seems bland" - Nikki Sixx

"You can never know what 'living on the edge' really is, if you've never been over the edge before" - Slash

[islanddrift]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Love this one ..... gotta pinch this .....Cheers

[GOOFTROOP]

We're out of our medicine,out of our minds..We want in yours,let us in...

[BikerBoy]

Just remebered this one from a sign in the shed growing up as a kid;

"it's better to sit there quietly and appear stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

[Belzybob]

Seen many years ago on a fee-paying dunny wall:

"Here I sit so broken hearted, paid to shit and only farted"

[adamski]

[CaptainRob]

She's had enough c**k to make a handrail round Tasmania!

[DjPete]

mmm yep funny but most are not suitable for the front page of the website guys.
Focus.
lol

[sutur]

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

[BEAU]

I'm as dry as a dead Dingo's donga.
Like a cat on a hot tin roof.
Mad as a cut snake.

[Batfink]

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.

When I was your age I lost a tooth, not my virginity.

Life will never be some happily-ever-after Disney movie. Shit happens.

Go ahead and judge me. Just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life!

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Dear Mum, I love you!

[CaptainRob]

If brains were explosive, he wouldn't have enough to lift his hat!

[BEAU]

Common sense isn't that common.

[BikerBoy]

"Vandalism is as beautiful as a rock in a cops face" - on Kurt Cobains guitar

"If you try and don't succeed, it probably wasn't worth trying in the first place" - Homer Simpson

"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka

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Can't believe no one has added this one yet;
"Your ambition obviously outweighs your talent" - Casey Stoner