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08-11-2012, 04:35pm
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked 'What are those clocks?'.
St. Peter replied 'Those are "Lie-Clocks". Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Whenever you lie, the hands on the clock move. This one here is Mother Teresa's. The hands h...ave never moved so she has never lied. That one over there is Abraham Lincoln's. It moved twice, so he only lied twice in his whole life.'
'Well, where's Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillards clock?' asked the man.
'It's in my office said St Peter, I'm using it as a ceiling fan'.
St. Peter replied 'Those are "Lie-Clocks". Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Whenever you lie, the hands on the clock move. This one here is Mother Teresa's. The hands h...ave never moved so she has never lied. That one over there is Abraham Lincoln's. It moved twice, so he only lied twice in his whole life.'
'Well, where's Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillards clock?' asked the man.
'It's in my office said St Peter, I'm using it as a ceiling fan'.
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