Booooooring

Poll: Are you whipped to a state of BOREDOM? You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
Yeah, actually, I hate the way I live in an era of mechanical delight, but despite my excellent skill cannot exercise it.	25.64%	10	25.64%
No, I carefully choose a place to rip it and I seldom get caught.	64.10%	25	64.10%
No, and I genuinely have no fear of losing license points, money and rectal virginity.	7.69%	3	7.69%
No, I rarely ride above the speed limit and I'm under the delusion that it means I'll be safer for everyone.	2.56%	1	2.56%
Total		39 vote(s)	100%