(21-02-2011, 08:51pm)Rev Wrote: You'll do me Grunter !!
Only money grubbing socialist maggots stoop to those low life tactics.
What was the gov't message ? save & feed everyone SLOWLY or we''ll book ya's all.............. Never mind. I've changed my signature just to let all those money grubbing socialist maggots who voted for Bent Bob Brown's tree hugging greenies & Gillard's Convicted Drunk Driver Boyfriend Living In The Lodge Labor Government know what all REAL Aussies think. Fuc*Em !
Look---A $200 Million Kickback to The Kineally Communist/NSW Labor Government !
Ever wondered why your power bills are going up. Never mind, they'll just export it all to China where they don't have to pay a Gillard's Carbon Tax.
 
"While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday a woman passed
over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your
hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'What do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............'
'A rectum stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'.
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.....'
Traffic Ticket ...... $585.00
Court Cost .......... $ 70.00
Look on the Cop's Face ...... PRICELESS"
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27-02-2011, 04:54pm
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Can't beat them Join them!!!!
I have friends that are cops and have been on a few rides with a group of cops. Off Duty of course but it is also surprising what they get up too when not holding the radar gun but holding the handle bars.
Normal guys when not punching the clock but I bet It is a Dr.jekell & Mr.Hyde situation when they have the police hat on.
They warned me that it takes 3 seconds to lock on to the speeding target for the Lidar systems so to watch for dead straight downhill bits of road, these are hot spots and hard to fight in court for Lidar errors.
I think the ones everyone hates are these new Ford Territory Speed trap paid Bounty Hunters that book people for 2 kph over the limit.
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
(27-02-2011, 12:58am)GRUNTMAX Wrote:
"While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday a woman passed
over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your
hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'What do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............'
'A rectum stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'.
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.....'
Traffic Ticket ...... $585.00
Court Cost .......... $ 70.00
Look on the Cop's Face ...... PRICELESS"
 
(27-02-2011, 04:54pm)Bizket Wrote: Can't beat them Join them!!!!
I have friends that are cops and have been on a few rides with a group of cops. Off Duty of course but it is also surprising what they get up too when not holding the radar gun but holding the handle bars.
Normal guys when not punching the clock but I bet It is a Dr.jekell & Mr.Hyde situation when they have the police hat on.
They warned me that it takes 3 seconds to lock on to the speeding target for the Lidar systems so to watch for dead straight downhill bits of road,
I regret to inform you, I will not be joining the Limited Opportunity Group, that are in fact servants of the Communist Australian/Chinese Convicted Drunk Driver Livin In The Lodge Labor Government. Lidar is not Radar, It is Laser. The "Mobile" Stationary Radar photo you attached is in Fact Pulse Doppler Radar where the returned/received microwave frequency must be received for at least 3 seconds before it is legally binding in a court of law.
Unfortunately, unlike you describe, some only join after a troubled childhood----"some -----"---not all.
Some----without TBI,s---- make very good motorcycle engineers ------------------------once they've left 
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GRUNTMAX
I do agree with you and hate the Government in not so many words and you are right Lidar is not radar I wasn't saying it was. The photo was only in reference to my last line.
I don't want to stray form the thread of "Police taking your pic" so I think it is better to co-operate with the police because I know when ever they pull me over it was for a reason.
I got done for 45kph+ but I would rather it be a copper than a camera. Now I know I was doing more than 160 he knew that but still showed discretion and done me for 128 in an 80.
I hated the $1865 fine 6 months loss and 6 points but if that was a speed camera fixed or mobile stationary I wonder if it would have been worse.
I bet If you keep your helmet on and tinted visor down when being pulled over you will be treated less than human. Because without a face to show there is no human connection to show leniency or due their power of discretion.
Taking a photo of you and your bike is one thing. The real question is what are they doing with it after they have taken it ?
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Some people really do live in la-la land.
The cop who pulls you over and asks for your licence has to satisfy himself that the face in the photo on the licence and the face on your head match.
How do all of you brainiacs expect them to do that while you're wearing your full-face helmet?
By all means, refuse to co-operate.
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(28-02-2011, 03:05pm)playswithnitro Wrote: Some people really do live in la-la land.
The cop who pulls you over and asks for your licence has to satisfy himself that the face in the photo on the licence and the face on your head match.
How do all of you brainiacs expect them to do that while you're wearing your full-face helmet?
By all means, refuse to co-operate.
But Mick I know its you coming from miles away, even with your helmet on.
(28-02-2011, 03:05pm)playswithnitro Wrote: Some people really do live in la-la land.
The cop who pulls you over and asks for your licence has to satisfy himself that the face in the photo on the licence and the face on your head match.
How do all of you brainiacs expect them to do that while you're wearing your full-face helmet?
By all means, refuse to co-operate. They photograph your numberplate with camera triggered by Pulse Doppler Radar when microwave radiation exceeds a certain frequency. They photograph your face with in-car mounted video after being pulled over with both your hard hat on & off.
I was actually thinking of getting an Islamic Burqa fitted under me helmet, however that ploy has already failed in an Australian Court of Law, with Criminal Charges being laid in addition to Traffic Offences 
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05-03-2011, 11:30pm
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On the rare chance that you should be stopped for the ubiquitous 'speeding', refuse to sign anything that says anything other than 'exceeding posted speed limit'. Why? In many cases the porkers don't know what the posted speed limit is or where you joined the road. You should never admit to 'speeding'. There are a number of places where I join a road that has an artificially low speed limit, presumably because some tosser pollie lives on that road. However, it does not meet the requirements of a built up/resedential area. Unless it meets the built up area requirements (distance between houses/street lights etc.) and no other sign has been passed, then it is only restricted to the applicable state maximum speed.
Now if more socially responsible people took it upon themselves to remove potentially harmful road side signage, then the world would be a safer place.
Comments about decent coppers should be limited to those that belong to the breed and should be accompanied by a suitable distinguishing avatar 'oink'.
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