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(02-07-2009, 11:32pm)Missy_Moo Wrote: wow work today!!!

Arvo shift... got called out at the start of my lunch...Never got back till after 9pm.
Was return a nurse escort to the hospital when I wondered why the roundabout and road ahead was blocked up with traffic.. creeping along, looking, hmmm is that a little dingle up there???
Man (not copper) directing traffic, sees me in my fluro bus...and does the BIG arm wave at me... hmmm no jobs getting called on radio.
Hoon the short distance with lights on, yep dingle.... ah crap motorcyclist on ground... Throw the RN gloves with the line 'wanna come play' & I call job in.

Legs been bleeding... Mate (partner) open that pants up.....

Look - again - ah f*** its near off.... WOrst was I was working as a lesser skilled crew (no morphine, no 'real play' kit) Only basic drugs and my pain relief just won't do it today. Anyhows grab the juice it'll do till my friends arrive.

Informed the comms - its amputated. That should make my friends drive pedal to the metal....

Did everything, but poor fellas leg was too messed up. I got my other drugs and made him feel a hell of a lot better before we got to hospital. Apparently I did real good... all things considered.

So now when I pack my kit, I pack the other 'toys' - still can't carry the Morphine - YET.

So how's was your day at work???
Night all..

Nuffin like yours missy, just a bit of dis dat an d udder ting!
never fly higher than your angel.
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The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the hog farmer.

The hog farmer takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is doing business today. ;)
(02-07-2009, 11:32pm)Missy_Moo Wrote: wow work today!!!

. Apparently I did real good... all things considered.

So now when I pack my kit, I pack the other 'toys' - still can't carry the Morphine - YET.


He was lucky you were there to look after him till your drug carrying mates turned up Missy. When we're down on the ground hurting, the Ambo's are like angels on horseback arriving to make us safe and take the pain away a bit just by being there.

You guys deserve more thanks than you ever get. I can't even remember the face on the angel that helped me when I threw the Busa down the road and f****d up my shoulder, she was awesome - had the lolly-stick for me to suck on, Got me turned over, got my hot jacket and helmet off (it was 35 degrees, sunny and I was laying on the hot tar slowly cooking)

Thank God for the Ambo's!



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Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!
I do try,
Shattered!!
Worked all night.
Didn't get fed.
Didn't get allowed to restock batteries (ha ha but I snuck in)
Very tired.
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NUFFIN! Pi_freak
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I 2ND THAT WINTER SUCKS.WELL A HOT MILO IN BED WITH A GOOD BOOK ON A COLD NIGHT NOT BADRead
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what a wonderful day
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morning im still kicking
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Very Happy Sunday Arvo, watching the Wrestling
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went riding today.heaps of bikes.some goose on a harley pulled up 8 minutes after us,had the shits and said how did you guys beat me?? i piped up well you do ride a harley!.he said that doesnt mean shit.
i left it at that.he then rode off without a beer from the outback pub.poopy lil fella
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pup still missing Confused

got a cough from some germy person.you get that this time of year.

saw ice age 3 yesterday..was awesomeClap
I spent the day cleaning the K9 (no not the mut) & got carried away. Now I gotta get it back together but it will have PC III, a new Bum & Hi/Lo HID's Smitten

Just need me yoshis to rock up from the US & a new rear tyre & I am done Coolsmiley

   
Isn't it Ironic that my Favourite Stretch of Tarmac is called C.O.P. Eek
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