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**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:24pm

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:24pm

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:25pm

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:25pm

8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:25pm

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the seasons. Let it be.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:26pm

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:26pm

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:26pm

12. You have enough clothes.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:27pm

13. You have too many shoes.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:27pm

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:27pm

15. Your brother is an idiot, your exboyfriend is an idiot, and your Dad probably is too.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:28pm

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:28pm

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar and leave a note a week before on the bathroom mirror.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:28pm

18. Share the bathroom.

**Mutha** · 01-03-2009, 06:29pm

19. Share the closet.