The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry

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Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

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Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night.

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Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.

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Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.

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Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy.

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A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Man who sit on tack get point.

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Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change.

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He who go to sleep with itchy arse wakes up with stinky fingers.

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Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.