The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

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Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

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State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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He who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

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Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

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Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

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Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

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Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

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Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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House without toilet is uncanny.

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He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.