The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
never fly higher than your angel.
75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
never fly higher than your angel.
76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
never fly higher than your angel.
77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
never fly higher than your angel.
78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
never fly higher than your angel.
79. ESPN's sports center.
never fly higher than your angel.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
never fly higher than your angel.
81. Bachelor parties whomp _ss over bridal showers.
never fly higher than your angel.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
never fly higher than your angel.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
never fly higher than your angel.
84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
never fly higher than your angel.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
never fly higher than your angel.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
never fly higher than your angel.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
never fly higher than your angel.
88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
never fly higher than your angel.




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