The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

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75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.

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76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

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77. The remote is yours and yours alone.

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78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

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79. ESPN's sports center.

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80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

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81. Bachelor parties whomp _ss over bridal showers.

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82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

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83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

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84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

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85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.

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86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

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87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"

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88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.