The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
59. You and your buddy can watch a game in silence for hours without thinking even once: "Gee.... He must be mad at me."
never fly higher than your angel.
60. The world is your urinal.
never fly higher than your angel.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
never fly higher than your angel.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
never fly higher than your angel.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
never fly higher than your angel.
64. One mood, all the time.
never fly higher than your angel.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
never fly higher than your angel.
66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
never fly higher than your angel.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
never fly higher than your angel.
68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
never fly higher than your angel.
69. Same work.... more pay.
never fly higher than your angel.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
never fly higher than your angel.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
never fly higher than your angel.
72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
never fly higher than your angel.
73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
never fly higher than your angel.




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