The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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59. You and your buddy can watch a game in silence for hours without thinking even once: "Gee.... He must be mad at me."

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60. The world is your urinal.

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61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.

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62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

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63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

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64. One mood, all the time.

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65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

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66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.

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67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

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68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.

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69. Same work.... more pay.

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70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

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71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

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72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

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73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.