The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[Mutha]

45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

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46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

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47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

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48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

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49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

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50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

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51. Foreplay is optional.

[Mutha]

52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

[Mutha]

53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

[Mutha]

54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

[LOAFIE]

14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

Whoo hoo

[Mutha]

55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.

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56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

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57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

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58. You don't give a rat's _ss if someone notices your new haircut.