The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
never fly higher than your angel.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
never fly higher than your angel.
17. You understand why Stripes is funny.
never fly higher than your angel.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
never fly higher than your angel.
19. Your last name stays put.
never fly higher than your angel.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
never fly higher than your angel.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
never fly higher than your angel.
22. You can kill your own food.
never fly higher than your angel.
23. The garage is all yours.
never fly higher than your angel.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
never fly higher than your angel.
25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
never fly higher than your angel.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
never fly higher than your angel.
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
never fly higher than your angel.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
never fly higher than your angel.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
never fly higher than your angel.




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