The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

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16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

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17. You understand why Stripes is funny.

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18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

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19. Your last name stays put.

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20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

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21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

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22. You can kill your own food.

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23. The garage is all yours.

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24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

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25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

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26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

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27. You never have to clean the toilet.

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28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

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29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.