The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
100 Reasons It's Great to be a Guy
never fly higher than your angel.
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
never fly higher than your angel.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
never fly higher than your angel.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
never fly higher than your angel.
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
never fly higher than your angel.
5. Monday Night Football.
never fly higher than your angel.
6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
never fly higher than your angel.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
never fly higher than your angel.
8. You can open all your own jars.
never fly higher than your angel.
9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
never fly higher than your angel.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
never fly higher than your angel.
11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
never fly higher than your angel.
12. Your _ss is never a factor in a job interview.
never fly higher than your angel.
13. All your orgasms are real.
never fly higher than your angel.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
never fly higher than your angel.




Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)