The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

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12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

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13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

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15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

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16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

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17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

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18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

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19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

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20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

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21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

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22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

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23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper

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24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

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25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake