The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[Missy_Moo]

I mean f*&^ing crap!!!

[Missy_Moo]

two friggin flat tyres on the ute, in one go cos of a crappy broken skanky drive way.... frigging crap!

[Missy_Moo]

Anyhooow's I have two tyres to buy cos they are farked the broken curbing into the driveway of where I was turning into chunked out the wall.

[Missy_Moo]

After 2 crappy days at work......


Is it too much to ask for a little peace & quiet???


ah well all is not lost

[Missy_Moo]

I got air con installed in the bedroom - HAPPY DAYS

[Missy_Moo]

so now I have to ride the bike to work....

[Missy_Moo]

But that's ok,

take the big digi cam to work, in hope of a lightning display at work, do the long exposures capturing lightning

[Mutha]

Bored? Listless? Help is at hand!

[Mutha]

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

[Mutha]

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

[Mutha]

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note

[Mutha]

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

[Mutha]

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

[Mutha]

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

[Mutha]

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?