The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
Missy_Moo Wrote:On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.

And a much better sense of smell
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Did You Know, The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
“Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.”
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Did You Know, 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.”
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Did You Know, Every day more money is printed for
Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Did You Know, It is impossible to lick your elbow
“The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.”
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Did You Know, Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
Kung Fu-tzu Confucius - “The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.”
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In Sweden there is a ski-thru Mcdonalds.
Kung Fu-tzu Confucius - “Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.”
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Since 1313, it is illegal for an MP to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour
Kung Fu-tzu Confucius - “Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”
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In York, excluding Sundays, it is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.




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