The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.
Dr. Napoleon Hill
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
The real name of Astro (the dog fromThe Jetsons) is "Tralfaz" -- his real owner appeared one day to claim him but wound up giving him back to the Jetsons.
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Zig Ziglar
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A new baby usually deprives it's parents of 400-750 hours of sleep in the first year.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain
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Other than fruit, honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.
Only two states' names begin with double consonants: Florida and Rhode Island.
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
Samuel Johnson
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Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short.
Blaise Pascal
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In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas
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