The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- - -Phyllis Diller
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
- - -Jon Winokur
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I always advise people never to give advice.
- - -P. G. Wodehouse
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
- - -Bill Maher
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I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
- - -Adela Rogers St. John
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If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- - -Hut Landon
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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
- - -G. K. Chesterton
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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly . . . very slowly.
- - -Gypsy Rose Lee
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If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
- - -Johnnie L. Cochran, Jr.
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If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
- - -Linda Furney
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If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- - -Dan Quayle
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- - -Harry S Truman
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If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
- - -Judith Manners
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- - -George Carlin
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If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
- - -Bobby Slayton
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