The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

there are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

[cAstAgeAr]

Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

[cAstAgeAr]

He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.

[cAstAgeAr]

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

[cAstAgeAr]

Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

[cAstAgeAr]

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

[cAstAgeAr]

Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives!

[cAstAgeAr]

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

[cAstAgeAr]

Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk!

[cAstAgeAr]

Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours!

[cAstAgeAr]

God made relatives - Thank God we can choose our friends!

[cAstAgeAr]

When two's company, three's the result!

[cAstAgeAr]

82.6% of statistics are wrong...

[cAstAgeAr]

98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3% :ghastly

[cAstAgeAr]

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.