The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

[cAstAgeAr]

"What did one ghost say to another?"

"Do you believe in people?"

[cAstAgeAr]

My friend has a fine watch dog.

At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

[cAstAgeAr]

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

[cAstAgeAr]

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"

"Please wait someone else is using it."

[cAstAgeAr]

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

[cAstAgeAr]

I went alone on our honeymoon.


My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

[cAstAgeAr]

The psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

[cAstAgeAr]

Dave : "I passed your house yesterday."

john : "Thanks I appreciate it."

[cAstAgeAr]

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

[cAstAgeAr]

"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."

"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

[cAstAgeAr]

"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"

"Yes if you're lucky."

[cAstAgeAr]

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

[cAstAgeAr]

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"

"Yes, doctor...... My wife thinks she's the boss."

[cAstAgeAr]

I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.