i was about to update the latest member quotes to the front page ticker but have noticed that all of the previous member quotes have either been deleted or accidentally removed.
It has taken several hrs work to get them in and I don't have the time to put them all back again so unless someone else wants to add them all back again and then add the latest ones, the quotes will just remain in this thread...
"forget the risk & take the fall, if it's meant to be, it's worth it all"
:P "you are only as old as the person you feel" :P
Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.
I dont like all this "thy " talk.
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CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Regards
Andy
Live life like it's the 2 minute warning
My Way is the Highway
When life throws you a curve..lean into it
I will get your personal favorite quotes up again on the main index page if you like.
Max say, 2 per person.
Only the good fairly clean ones will be added.
Yes, I'm the judge unfortunately.
I will sift through this thread again and put any good ones up.
Give me a few days as it is not very user friendly to do it..:-(
On second thoughts a lot of posters may want to submit better ones that their prior ones so why don't we just start again from here on....
Everyone happy with that??
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Eagle's may soar,but weasel's don't get sucked into jet engine's.
If Wisdom Comes with Age , I'm one of the Smartest Blokes Here
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Vegetarian . Indian for poor hunter
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arthur dunga Wrote:Vegetarian . Indian for poor hunter
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"
Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!
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"He who dies, and has the most toys - wins!"
Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!
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A bit long but a wonderful piece that gets people though a bit of grief...
"Be not afraid of goodbyes,
A farewell is necessary before we can meet again
And meeting again; be it after moments or lifetimes
Is certain for those who are friends."
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