The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

[cAstAgeAr]

Seen on a T shirt in Australia:
"My wife says that I don't listen
(and then in smaller print below)
At least I think that's what she said."

[cAstAgeAr]

Seen on the back of a biker's vest:
If you can read this, my wife fell off.

[cAstAgeAr]

Sentences that begin with "all women" are never, never true

[cAstAgeAr]

Seven sins of life:
Politics without principle.
Commerce without morality.
Wealth without work.
Education without character.
Science without humanity.
Pleasure without conscience.
Worship without sacrifice.

[cAstAgeAr]

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

[cAstAgeAr]

Shared suffering brings people together faster than anything else does.

[cAstAgeAr]

Share love and it grows; share sorrow and it lessens.

[cAstAgeAr]

Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.

[cAstAgeAr]

She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

[cAstAgeAr]

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.
Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

[cAstAgeAr]

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land among the stars

[cAstAgeAr]

Show a little bit of your anger everyday instead of showing a lot of it on one day

[cAstAgeAr]

Show me a man who cannot bothered to do little things, and I'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things

[cAstAgeAr]

Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants.