The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[rave]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

[cAstAgeAr]

People do not quit playing because they grow old.
They grow old because they quit playing

[cAstAgeAr]

People forget how fast you did a job- but they remember how well you did it

[rave]

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

[cAstAgeAr]

People forget what you said.
People forget what you did.
But people never forget how you made them feel.

[rave]

"Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants."

[cAstAgeAr]

People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're all the same

[rave]

"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."

[cAstAgeAr]

People love flowers but they hate the rain.
The things that bring joy come from that which brings pain.
So this should leave a stain on your brain,
the reason why you have fields of grain,
is because its got to rain.

[rave]

"Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

[cAstAgeAr]

People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.

[rave]

"A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused."

[cAstAgeAr]

People never say, "It's only a game", when they're winning.

[cAstAgeAr]

People pick bad things from bad company very quickly but good company takes a good time to gift good things to them.

[rave]

Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent."