The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[rave]

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life just gives you time & space; it's up to you to fill it.

[rave]

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. (Rowan Atkinson)

[rave]

"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."

[cAstAgeAr]

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember; and I remember more than I have seen

[cAstAgeAr]

Listening and hearing are two different senses.

[rave]

Ninety percent of the game is half mental."

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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot"

[cAstAgeAr]

Little birdie in the sky,
dropped a poopie in my eye
I didn't scream,
I didn't cry,
But I thanked the Lord cows can't fly!

[cAstAgeAr]

Little differences - like a letter in a word -
make all the difference in the world.

[rave]

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.

[rave]

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."

[cAstAgeAr]

Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd baby brother come from?"
His mother replied, "Heaven, Johnny. He came from heaven."
After listening to his baby brother's wailing for another few seconds Johnny shot back, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out"

[cAstAgeAr]

Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.