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"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others. (Dean Cresham)
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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
Lets face it, the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. If we were free to do or say whatever we wanted, it wouldn't be exciting to do or say anything. (James Maverick Cook)
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"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success. (David O. McKay)
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"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Mark Twain)
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"Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop."
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Kierkegaard 1813-1855)
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"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.
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