The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair. (Samuel Johnson 1709-1784)

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If a man is called to be a street-sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, "Here lived a great street-sweeper who did his job well." (Martin Luther King Jr.)

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If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? (Sydney J. Harris)

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If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilisation.

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If danger's a step away, safety's step away

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If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands

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If God didn't forgive Heaven would be empty

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If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him!

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If I am not free to fail, I'm not free to take risks, and everything in life that's worth doing involves a willingness to risk failure. (Mrs. Hugh Franklin)

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If I can only be with you in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.

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If I could grasp a hint of innocence ,or exude some of the purity, that so freely flows from my little girls eyes, then I would have learned something about being her father. (Brandon for Kyla)

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If I did not laugh, I should die. (Abraham Lincoln)

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If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

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If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. (Erma Bombeck)