The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
I am convinced that life is 4% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.
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I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. (Louisa May Alcott)
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I am not an organ donor, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.
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I am not the boss of my house.
I don't know how I lost it.
I don't know when I lost it.
I don't think I ever had it.
But I've seen the boss's job, and I don't want it. (Bill Cosby)
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I am on a thirty day diet.
So far, I have lost 15 days.
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I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life, and not just a snapshot of where I am now.
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I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied
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I am the master of my unspoken words, and a slave to those that should have remained unspoken. (Anon)
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I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion.
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. (Dave Barry)
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I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve.
I asked for prosperity and God gave me brawn and brain to work.
I asked for courage and God gave me dangers to overcome.
I asked for patience God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait.
I asked for love and God gave me troubled people to help.
I asked for favors and God gave me opportunities.
I asked for everything so I could enjoy life. Instead, He gave me life so I could enjoy everything.
I received nothing I wanted I received everything I needed.
My prayer has been answered.
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I asked Mum if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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I climbed up the door
Opened the stairs
I said my pajamas
And put on my prayers
I switched off the bed
And climbed in the light
All because she kissed me goodnight.
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I close my eyes in order to see.
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I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile.
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