The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.

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Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

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Drive-In banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. (E. Joseph Cossman)

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Due to financial difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been switched off.

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During a carnival, men put masks over their masks. (Xavier Forneret)

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During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle. . . And He just then did!"

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Goals are dreams with deadlines.

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God alone is the judge of true greatness because He knows men's hearts. (Mahatma Gandhi)

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God answers knee-mail.

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God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces.

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God created woman from the side of man.
Not from his head to be above him,
nor from his feet to be trampled by him.
From his side to be equal to him,
from under his arm to be protected by him,
from near his heart to be loved by him

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Good intentions are like seed pods that blow away in the wind, but good acts are like the seed planted in fertile soil.

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Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. (Byrd Baggett)

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Goodness is the only investment that never fails. (Thoreau)